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Fair play to Carroll for winning the corner that led to the goal.

Faye!!!!!!!!

Even Stroller would be better than Smith.

I can only hope he does - it's the only thing stopping me from going to bed.

We'll have to bankrupt Mike Ashley to get the players needed to compete with Manure next year. I know we are in the same league but it sure doesn't look like it.

Ronaldo going off - Taggart is showing mercy.

That's the worry. Can't buy a win and it's looking pretty obvious to me we'll be right down at the wrong end of the table at the end of the season. No excuse losing to better teams but we get destroyed.

About time but why oh why keep on the bleached blonde?

I can see Ronaldo getting another hat trick. I can't remember us ever being this bad in the Premiership - we are getting beat up on a regular basis these days.

Harper?

Already 50 goals conceded this season - more than last season with 10 games to go.

Guess the score..... 56 minutes we are currently 3 down..... I say 0-5.

I hate Ronaldo!

An improvement on some games this season.

A nice turn by Duff AND a shot on target!

I thought that too!

Harper on - great start for the second half. Have a feeling he may remember his 100th appearance for all the wrong reasons.

There could be some good news in the second half - if Smith gets a yellow he'll be suspended for 2 games. This, sadly is all I'm looking forward to.

Nah. Blackburn and Fulham at home . If we can't beat them........ Blackburn is far from a banker - I'm getting really worried now. One side usually plummets from mid table to the bottom and this season it might be us.

Impotent up front, clueless in midfield and disorganised at the back but at least we've made a fight of it - a fight though we've clearly already lost. Why not give Carroll a game for Smith - I really can't see Smith ever scoring a goal - ever.

We have been outclassed, no two ways about it. I just hope we can keep the score down in the second half - 4-0 or 5-0 could happen here in my opinion.

Walcott again.

Walcott. 1-1.

What's with the crazy J-go? Do you know what it means? It's from South Park. The tackle didn't look too bad tbh, any talk of him not playing again is stupid. Ah....right..... "turtle's testicles" kind of made me look twice!

McFadden scores a brilliant free kick. Bad news for us really.....