sempuki

We tried:

Now on SSN.

Yes and yes. Might have got wind Marlon wouldn't get a work permit.

Not overly impressed if true. Starting this might hex it.

WOAT?

Nee Marlon then (probably nee Fernandez too)?

Jason Puncheon mentioned....

Not a clue who this guy is. Quite a few big money signings this summer (that'd smash our record) just feel..... meh. Nothing. Is that the 4th time they’d break our record this window? Mitrovic Serri Mawson Previous signings They are in for a RB from Valencia too.

We might get a Championship LB according to this. Like tramps rummaging around the bins.

Spirit of Lejeune. Would prefer Fucking Nobody over The Hoss. Is he available on a loan or free?

Where's he said that? Almost certainly the truth, like. 12 hours ago the Chronicle were saying that it was positive regarding incomings. Should make up their mind. Here: Shambles as usual.

Douglas thinks it's unlikely we'll do anything now unsurprisingly. Think I'll avoid SSN.

It's looking like another shocker. Glad when it's all over.

Fucking brilliant. Kudos to the guys behind it. Love it. Absolutely. I’m confident this cunt will be fucking off soon. The ball is well and truly rolling in a meaningful direction and people are coming together. We are one city. We are united. Has it been taken down?

Cracking name.

Fernandez from Swansea mentioned on the Chronicle blog.

Twats.

There'll be loads of rumours like this until 5 p.m. on Thursday. Think Rafa will be majorly pissed off again.

Meh:

That's a premier league player I've actually never heard of. Hails from Sunderland judging by his first name.

Riedewald from Palarse mentioned in The Times.

Au revoir Jamaal Decent player.

He bites: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6032705/Newcastle-owner-Mike-Ashley-pantomime-villain.html

Not his parents though. He cut contact after borrowing money off them and not paying it back. Top bloke Not surprised at all. Hope karma is waiting for him.