sempuki

Funny, that.

Anyone even considering buying a season ticket needs their head read.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/789441/Leicester-Newcastle-transfer-news-Ayoze-Perez Lowballed if true. They'll be pleading poverty as an excuse.

£16m apparently. Fuck all.

Been a bargain has Ayoze. Hope he goes on to realise his potential. Can't blame anyone from jumping ship - anyone would in these circumstances.

Adios:

Good luck Ayoze. First of many to depart and who came blame them.

Much better and more ambitious club than us. Better than Sports Direct United.

Wise as DoF and JFK as manager. Don't rule it out.

Aye, he's going like.

considering where and who he's currently working for he's in no position to comment. Some funny comments in there. The hairy handed werewolf deserves all he gets.

Yep, have for me Slower than Joselu.

Left us for a 10th placed team out of 16 in China This Summer surely can’t get any worse.. He could do so much better.

His final class act.

I've lived in Colchester for the last 5 years. Never been to the stadium but will give them a go. NUFC are dead to me with Ashley in charge.

Looking forward to that. He's a man of integrity and he'll expose their lies. Gan on Rafa.

Nice montage by the Chronicle with the very sad final message. Can't believe Ashley has fucked this up so badly.

Second one is more believable.

Good lads:

My first thought too Yep - "for the fans" sounds odd.

Anyone think he'll come back with Rafa gone?

As if Carver thinks he made even a single mistake. His official Linkedin claims he saved us from relegation We were on the top 10 when he took over.

Collymore gets it: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-fans-really-want-17280663

Me too.

Honestly don't care at all. Think it'll be a patsy though.