Unbelievable

Might as well stop defending. Is it a pen if Dumfries' foot is on the ground instead of in the air? For me Dumfries tries to block the shot, not hit the man. It's Kane's follow through that takes him through Dumfries's foot...

The clue is in the bolded bit

You fucking jammy cunts

Well this is bullshit

Fuck off

Nonsense if that is given

That's never a pen ffs

Phew

Decent effort Kane. Luckily we have a goalkeeper

I quite fancy us on the counter here, with the pace of Malen and Gakpo

You diving cunts

How is that a foul ffs?

Any other goalkeeper would have reached that

XAVI SIMONS

YES!!!

We have!?

No worries, we've got you covered

Malen replaces Bergwijn on the right, otherwise unchanged

100.000 Dutch fans marching to the stadium

I honestly think our back line with Van Dijk, Ake, Dumfries and even the criminally underrated de Vrij is still one of the strongest going, with good strength in depth too. The midfield doesn't contain big names, but functions quite well, with Schouten another very underrated player. It's in attack where we lack that extra bit of quality we'd normally bring, a Robben, a Van Persie or a Van Nistelrooij. Still, I think it's going to be a pretty even game and considering the players at your disposal that says more about how England perform than about how average the Netherlands look on paper.

Seeing how your pens went in vs the Swiss I'd rather it didn't get that far

It was fat Mike wasn't it..?

Please tell me this is a joke..?