Unbelievable

Jonas

Shola nearly got piledriven into the ground there FFS ref

7 minutes of ET

Has to be Benny

Perch is Colo Mk II

WTF ref?

Looks serious. Shit!

Shane Ferguson? What is this, I don't even...

Cisse needs to come off. Pardew is an idiot, should have been him off for Obertan earlier.

We were doing so well on the break, so why take pace off for an immobile lump up top?

That's a fucking rubbish substitution..

Ben Arfa off. Why Pards, why!?

Good free kick position. Howay Cabaye!

Scharner coming on..

Booked, can see him getting a second whilst giving away a pen to top it off nicely..

Willo FFS

He's capable of literally walking it in the net from our own 16 yard box.

Ben Arfa on the break is a joy to behold

This is where I can see a use for the Alien. Especially with Ba blowing out of his arse with 20 to go. Lob it over the top to Obertan. Aye, this is what he should be in the squad for..

phew

Good try Demba

We're back in control.

Get Guthrie off. He's been pap

Ooohh. Ben Arfa nearly