Unbelievable

He's been awful tonight. Is he always this bad? I don't think he normally gets a lively left winger as his direct opponent. He would get killed in the Prem..

Fuck me, that was close..

We can't carry two non entities..

Finally..

Has Chris fallen asleep?

Get Carrol or Ranger on for the Geordie messiah ffs

Enrique for king

Ameobi you muppet...

Aye, great tactical move from Hughton..

FFS, how did we not score?

Take Ameobi off, he's done nothing of note...

Not me - think they are there for the taking if we can learn to work the channels. We're completely being outplayed man...

I would..

Bednar is not a happy chap..

Smith's a bit lucky there. Could have been a sending off on another day imo

Phew...

What a match! Could really go either way now if we start playing..

Get in Lovenkrands man!!!

We MUST get an automatic promotion spot. I don't think I would survive the playoffs..

Don't.. It'll ruin your joy in life..

Great defending by Ronaldo's bumboy..

Oh for fucks sake!!!

It really looks like they've got another player on the pitch due to Nolan almost being invisible.

Well, we're lucky to go in at 1-1. Need to do much better second half!

Phew...