Unbelievable

What is it these managers see in Ameobi. What does he do in training (or after it?) to justify his selections in our first team...?!

Faye is a one man destruction unit..

Phew..

Where's this "this will not end well" cat image when you need it..

What?

Lucky you!

We could do with a professional baller who scores at least 4 every game..

Sigh..

Under the cosh..

five points to be fair! That's right..

The irony of Faye leaving us for a pittance and possibly costing us 4 points single handedly sending us down..

We are going down..

Said so..

Oh dear, another set piece..

Get Jonas on, he's the only one who actually has a go at the opposition..

The home and away crowd are both creating a decent atmosphere.

This long ball shit is so depressing. They have Faye in defense, we have Owen and Ameobi up front, what are we thinking..?

You wish..

Someone should tell him he is allowed to use his head as well (physically as well as mentally)..

Fucking donkey

Looks like Shearer isn't exactly a tactical mastermind..

Set up way too defensively, and we aren't even trying to play football, just kicking it high and forward aimlessly..

We are worse at being a rugby club than Stoke so far..

Haha, love your sig Mike..

I think we are set up way too defensively and we have no pace or ability to keep up the ball up front.