Unbelievable

These are out of their depth and nervous

Good start, come on lads!

Howay the lads!

Absolutely deserved the faith put in him. Hopefully he will be here for a long time leading the (r)evolution together with Ashworth.

Urgh, not keen on Timo Werner at all. For what he’d cost there’s much better deals to be had.

Oh dear

I think it’s very deliberate. Clearly backroom unity and club identity matter a great deal to Howe.

This is remarkable like. He’s drilling the team so we are no longer dependent on a “bit of magic”TM

Started the half brightly again. We look sharp and ready for the season.

Get in, good pen Wood

Pen!

Watched a couple of minutes in which we were all over them

Ashley type beat Add January activity and we must be near the top for nett spend over the last 12 months.

Worst post I’ve read on here in years, and that’s saying something.

Central defense I reckon. Those cushioned headers might come in handy.

Ah shit, was holding out for pens

GTFI, great finish Miggy

Lacelles shite, Botman good

I reckon you’re gonna need to bring out the ticker for this one

A lawyer basically

A general counsel? This is all starting to sound a bit maffia like

Tuchel manages Chelsea

You’re both mad and in luck, because there is absolutely no chance of him wanting to come here

Aston Villa is not an attractive proposition for players who want to play at CL level either, far from it.

Probably one for the pet hates thread, but I hate when people think nothing of someone else overspending to buy something and even pretty much demand it. The club is working to a budget, just like everyone else. It makes sense to stretch the budget as far as they can.