Unbelievable

Can't believe James Milner is still playing. 800 professional games. Vividly remember reading the Chronicle at breakfast on the Quayside in frigging 2004, reading about this talented young kid from Leeds joining us. In the years that followed I quite liked him, but he never looked like a player that would go on to win caps, trophies and titles. What was it that Sourness said again? " You'll never win anything with a team of James Milners", wasn't it..?

That’s some offer that, in a time of massive inflation and with massive investment in the club coming

Yep. I don’t think they realised just how much they were dependent on Ellis’ continuous investment to keep them competing at PL level. Ellis paid a massive price for his shortcomings, yet the mackems couldn’t wait to see the back of him and now their income levels can’t even keep them in the League One title battle. Karma bites.

They drove Ellis Short, who had spent the best part of a quarter billion on them, out of town to have the club sold to these chancers, much to their joy and jubilation. Idiots…

Good luck with that

What can they do if Ittihad FC offer us 500m for Krath in the summer?

Strap in. It's going to be some journey

A bag of 50k for each visiting player with a picture of a cut off hand or head? WTF, that's some vivid imagination

Be afraid so-called big six, be very afraid

What a fucking result! Get in

Burnley lost. Great set of results this weekend if we hang on

Yeah, what with the fan being treated and all

They’ve been pretty shit except for start of the second after Trippier came off. Don’t get all the angst. We look pretty much in control

Nah

With Dubravka looking injured earlier? Who would you have in goal if he’s forced to come off?

Dubs

Not again man

Mental note: Kappa are shite quality

Luckily all these little fouls and injuries have taken any semblance of tempo out of the game. Villa have to gain momentum from a standing start here

This is why you don’t make a unforced third sub. We have rotten luck today, offside goal aside

Have to capitalise on this huge slice of luck. Howay

Urgh. Sucker punch that

ASM

Krafth picking up where Trippier left off to be fair to him

FFS