Unbelievable

I must have been watching a different first half. To me he looked very assured in possession, mostly playing in the forwards low and hard, but when he couldn't simply opting for the low risk sideway pass. I didn't see any aimless hoofing or sloppy loss of possession. Nothing spectacular, but very solid and assured. Defensively it was much the same except for one moment where he let Coleman just skip by and cross while he stood stationary expecting ASM (ha!) to deal with it.

Absolutely brilliant performance and result. Things are looking up, thank God

ASM deserved that, damn!

Oh wow, that would have been the perfect finish of the game. Alain Saint-Maximin, take a fucking bow

YES! You beauty!!!

Howay lads, have to get a third here and put it beyond doubt

Wood is absolutely tragic

ASM easily MOTM for me. Without him we are absolutely nowhere

Send the fucker off

FFS ref

Pea brain

We’re doing pretty well considering we’re playing without a centre forward

Good

ASM

Pickford

Just need a West Ham goal now

Lascelles FFS

St Maxi man

YES!!

WTF was that defending?

Outrageous hand ball decision

How about in other rooms?

65m worth of attacking talent. Only at Newcastle

One thing is for sure. Joelinton should never be allowed to cross the halfway line ever again. Just falls apart inexplicably when he gets a sight of goal.