Unbelievable

Those first half stats

Never mind what you're doing. What's happening in the match?

Shit finish

You're watching a different game aren't you? Shocking keeping What? It was a super quick snap shot with little back lift that caught the keeper out. It was a great finish man.

Great finish

Wow

p*ss off man What? He put his arm around the other player's neck to prevent him passing. We could have had no complaints whatsoever Aye, ok. Explain to me why not then, so I can pay attention to it when I see a replay?

p*ss off man What? He put his arm around the other player's neck to prevent him passing. We could have had no complaints whatsoever

Honneymoon period officially over. We're as shit as we've ever been

Pen for me

Colo lucky

We're shit defensively but we don't help ourselves at all do we?

Mbemba

Dear me Janmaat. We look shit

Hoofs galore

FFS Vurnon

Arsenal losing 5-1

Dear me Mike

That didn't really exist did it? Did it!?

Oh yes

Robben

Mourinho

Great goals from Ben ArfaCoutinho. Lovely to see the cheating cunts in disarray.

Wijnaldum is playing on the left though, is De Jong going to be able to do that? Isn't De Jong capable of playing box to box so he could be a straight replacement for Colback? Wijnaldum box to box, Ayoze from the left and De Jong behind Mitro is how I would go.