Unbelievable

FFS, should score

Phew

Just keep passing the ball around at the back if they don't want to press FFS

Perez assist

Get in!

Good bit of play

You FCB, get out of our club

Sweet Jesus

Goal number two: https://streamable.com/nf825 At least they've seemingly sorted out their goalkeeping situation

Look at the bright side. If we go down it's getting less and less likely they will be there to take their obligatory 6 points of us

1st goal: https://streamable.com/sjdpd All those pink seats

2 down at home to Ipswich. Second was an own goal.

Sky: It looks as though Newcastle have squeezed another one in; the agent of Martin Dubravka, the Slovakia goalkeeper, has posted a picture of Dubravka in a Newcastle tracksuit top after his medical. We're just waiting on confirmation from the club.

Phil Jones

It's not acceptable like. These signings should have been the bare minimum. Whilst also coming in sooner, and possibly permanently.

Adding to the list

It’s the only reason he was signed permanently in the Autumn tbh. Precisely

While you were basking in the glory of knowing things could be worse Ashley has only gone and sold one of our best players. Thought you might want to know before you start your zen like snooze

We all know if they’ve offered Ashley a chance to double his money it’s something he couldn’t resist and Mikel would be gone, so therefore I have no trouble believing therr may be something in this despite how idiotic it would be.

Nah, even wor lot isn’t that ... Oh wait...

POTY decided before the end of January

“Clearly been active in the transfer market”

The two things are fine. You can question a player's potential quality and question why the club that presumably believes in his quality isn't willing to pay the asking price. Maybe they believe he is a 15m player not the 20m asked by Feyenoord? Then they should only need to look at our current striker situation to realise that they're idiots. It's never ever about how much it's worth as part of the bigger picture. If you're dying of thirst, you pay whatever it costs for a glass of water, you don't die while patting yourself on the back for not being held to ransom. It's quite obviously a ransom situation, pay what you have to pay to survive. I wouldn’t liken it to a ransom situation at all. There is just absolutely no intelligent planning going on; it’s all about the deal with Ashley. We are the tightest cunts possible in terms of fees and wages when we try and get someone in yet when it’s time to sell we want top dollar. The needs of the squad are completely secondary to making as big a margin as possible on every single transaction we do. Sadly what goes for players goes for the club as a whole too - we’ll only ever get rid if a buyer is willing to pay a massive premium over what we’re actually worth. The worst thing for me is us fans are letting him get away with it time and time again.