Ritchie

This day is going to be the death of me.

GO ON WBA! COME ON NEWCASTLE!

COME ON!

FFS.

Fucking Fulham, bottling cunts.

COME ON!

We're so converting to 4-3-RAPE.

COME ON!

Alan Sugar going mental over Britain's Got Talent.

So if we're not a good team but we're twenty points ahead of them.. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YDGapIAFaUE/T4MUBMc_V8I/AAAAAAAAA8Y/UFIcP25gQAo/s1600/thinking-guy-meme.png What does that make them?

Frank Wiafe Danquah.

Reckon Arsenal are the most likely to drop points than Spurs, although the crowd could get at them if they don't score early.

Cabaye said: “I told my friend (Mathieu) Debuchy he should come here. He said he would love to come to England and Newcastle. He would like to come here. “Newcastle now has a big reputation in France. When we play, French TV now shows Newcastle games. They try to show every game and support them.”

Aurelien Chedjou. CB who plays for Lille and follows Cabaye on Twitter, answered a message from Toon fan the other day asking if he'd like to come to Newcastle with something like "of course". Has he scored 8+ goals this season? He hasn't scored eight goals in his career.

He proper loves Shola.

Santon.

Ohhh shit, Debuchy!!!

Who is this twat?

We're getting a centre half.

Foot Hockey.

Guthrie's basically on his way then.

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