Ritchie

Cisse will score a tap-in.

When a player lobs the 'keeper and it takes forever to land in the net.

When a team hit the side netting and the fans think they've scored, only to be greeted by ironic cheers by the other supporters.

Voted.

Carragher.

Drogba's head is on backwards.

Why would you not bring Torres on?

You just know they're getting the equaliser.

GET TORRES ON, FFS!

LOL!

Just put Torres on, ffs.

Forgot Suarez was playing.

Get Torres on.

Carroll. 2-1.

If he scores, good lord

Kalou is well shit.

2-0, Drogbarrr!!

Enrique doesn't look half the player he was here.

What the fuck is Reina doing?

This is getting lively.

Enrique.

1-0 Chelsea.

Oh Christ, just get on with the fucking game, ffs.