Ritchie

Paul Gascoigne plays for Durham Cricket team?

The fuck has Sunderland got to do with this?

What a cunt he was.

16-0.

Go Compare dot com with that pillock on it.

We'll definitely give Chelsea a game. It's just a shame we're not playing them first.

Jason Roberts has a funny shaped head.

Zamora. Who the fuck is Carson?

Spurs are so fucking lucky.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

FFS!

How does Zamora get picked for England?

Dickson Etuthu.

I like how Spurs' kit turns from blue to purple when it gets dark.

Will Nigel de Kut be playing?

0-1, Ben Arfa.

Sturridge.

How do you get banned from RTG? They post streams and schedule fights on there ffs. Dunno Might have something to do with my username on there being... TcHuInCtKs

QPR 2-2.

Cheers Silva. Everyone is scoring for me today. Dzeko assist, too.

More FF points today. Cheers, Dzeko.

He was moaning about not winning any matches 1-0 this week.

We're going for the title!

"Why are all those numpties chanting 'Kean Out'? Today their team played quite well. The chanting just strikes you as extremely pre-meditated. Blackburn could have got something from the game." Umm, because they're on course for relegation maybe, Lawro?

51 points with Walker, Richards, Van der Vaart, Silva and Dzeko to play. It's a shame I'm currently 152 in the league.