Ritchie

Awh shit, it's Perch.

Excellent decision by Pardew to continue with Obertan.

Demba's taking the piss out of them.

YEEESS!!!!

Nearly.

Stoke fans, what a scummy lot they are.

FUCK YEAHH!!!

Guthrie will play well if he wants a new contract.

Coca Cola.

Cardiff's away kit. 1-1.

Villa, ffs.

Booing at City.

Who's that drugie?

Van Persie, fucking hell! He's on fire!

Arsenal. :lol: Chelsea. :lol:

Gervinho would be a fantastic player if he wasn't thick as shit.

Arsenal. Chelsea. :lol:

What the fuck is the 'keeper doing?

Santos. 2-2.

"Frankie Lampard".

Gervinho.

FUCK OFF!

Nah man, it's going to be Vicarage Road re-enacted. At least we don't have Milner to miss again.

Oh my god, imagine if James Perch has to go in goal.