Tachikoma

Did the commentator yawn?

Pass to Sigurdsson you twat.

Lay off him, he made a run forward and took a shot. More than anything anyone else has done in our team. Pardew to lay into Obertan in his half time talk, for being too attacking and causing us to concede.

Bony! *sigh*

Ugh, I wonder if Llambias is the reason Pardew is still here.

I don't think he was ever given a run in the middle though, when he did get playing time it was out on left wing, a position he simply does not have the athleticism for. That weakness is probably the main reason Pardew has binned him.

Its more like, why won't you leave the media alone why do you need to have two press conferences every week anyway? Its like they're trying to make sure that the fans stay angry come matchday.

It better be a most excellent source. Wouldn't believe it unless said source was Ashley himself, and even then...

Staying even if we lose at Swansea, and I have little doubt that its going to be a battering too. *captains Sigurdsson*

Was our best attacking player yesterday.

I wish that were true. Even if it was, it would be hopeless. Look at what Pardew has stood through. He wouldn't walk away if he really did need a security team around the dugout in a ring formation. Pardew has to realise by now that he's going to need that security team outside the stadium if this keeps going.

Ashley's waiting for Pardew to crack, and he thinks he's winning. That has to be the reason Pardle is still here.

Agree. I think we'll have to be comfortably cut adrift and in a very obviously perilous position before MA pulls the trigger. How are we not?

and Sylvain and MYM. How desperately did we need all of them today.

I didn't realise Benny was at the club before Pards? He seems to have been here an eternity and i can't remember benny being here more than 5 minutes. You can thank Nigel de Jong and Pards for that. If only Nigel would break Pardew's legs for us.

Lol colback. Good cross from alien head.

Pardew looks like he's going to cry.

Slim and santoon?

Ireland you useless fuck

Phew

Crouch dammit

Nail biting stuff this

Crouch you beauty!

Calling him a plodder is an insult to plodders around the world. He was a shit player and is a conman pretending to be a manager.