Tachikoma

To this day I still wish Pardew would spontaneously combust over what he did to Ben Arfa.

God damn. RIP.

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wtf has happened to us since I stopped watching, its like we're decent or something now

None of the other players get into good positions as often as Sissoko does, but no one cocks up quite as often as he does either.

Hope we get a banner from Sunderland every game.

There's Sissoko though. Sissoko isn't more useful defensively or even in the air, either.

Phew

Mike Dean you absolute cunt

Why is he chewing gum on the pitch? Ah fuck, Shelvey

AHAHAHSHAHAHAHA KARL DARLOW YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

Bring Joey Barton back tbh.

Why not, have Colback get himself sent off in the penalty box to seal the deal.

Not at Ashley's prices anyway, then again they may go cheaper due to the wages.. Most will probably accept lower wages to leave as well.

I'd laugh.