Tachikoma

Other than ourselves you mean?

Obertan o_O

Why is Gouffran still on the pitch?

Cisse man This is because I put him in my fantasy prem isn't it?

Fucking Hull, give Benny the ball.

Colo wants Pardew out

Fantasy prem seems to have missed it, hmm.

In Ebola vs TB, I'll take my chances with the latter.

Isn't that vaguely criminal in the UK?

^compared to the rest of our bunch who run around like headless chickens for 90.

Walk into the team Pardew would rather saw his right peg off than play Marveaux.

Two goals that no one other than Cisse could have scored. Yes, that includes the second goal because no other fucker on the team gets in that position.

This cheered me up a bit

Just why would you take your star midfielder off for an out of form, barely average striker/winger at the late stages of the game? Gary Monk's nearly as shit as Pardew is at subs.

Nooooooooooooo Siggy is off.

Gary Monk man, bring a striker on.

I blame Shelvey for this, what a stupid god damn cunt.

Here comes the boooooot.

Is it every game? Pretty sure we've conceded a goal shortly after half time, just about every game this season.

Service resumed

They are, but we've had the devil's luck today.

He'll be a useful player for the next manager at least.

yep. Through an own goal deflected/reflected off Ki's bum from 35 yards out.

That goal Cisse scored was ridiculous, how did he turn that in from that angle?

yes everything points to this just to reiterate, this will definitely happen the king will be smug as fuck Fucker