Joe_F

The most Newcastle thing ever if we don't win this fucker.

He was injured and a really talented prospect stepped in and never looked back. The guy is a good player. Was so annoying when everyone was rubbishing him as fat and hopeless after the first game.

How the fuck did Willems tank at Frankfurt ? He's class man.

Get the fuck in

Sheff Utd are having some season like

What's he said ?

We look like we're gonna have a one on one with their keeper everytime we have the ball

Almiron will never fucking score

Fucks sake man

Gotta score there man

Holy fuck

Second half tactics composed of sitting behind the ball and holding on to what we had against a Wolves side there for the taking. Cheers Brucey.

What a cross by Fernandez

No shots on goal, one sliced shot off target in 25 minutes. Good stuff.

Almiron is a half-decent player who's totally devoid of confidence. To his credit he never hides, mind.

Everton and Man U the next two teams above us in the league

Pickford

We've been more than decent like.

ASM wearing gloves

The cunt's glassy eyed and can't focus. Either pissed or on sedatives.

'I've managed 400 games in The Premier League you know'

Thank God there's World Athletics to watch. Can't be arsed with this shite any more.

There's a brochure !! Gotta be legitimate this time then lol

Ben Stokes having to endure this shite

Fucking hell the replay of Joelintons header from behind the goal. Looks even more of a horrendous miss. £40m ffs.