Minhosa

Would love to nick an equaliser here just to shut these plastic cunts up. Fucking happy clappers.

Fucking hell Lascelles.

He did well to get the effort from the knock down on target tbf.

Wasn't any good in the Championship. Yup - he's fucking gash.

Fucking disgraceful from Diame that.

There's a reason Bournemouth pumped him. He's not gonna produce very often at this level.

He'll be far less influential in this league.

Quality take from Merino there.

Had to be for Perez but should have been on twenty mins ago.

Here's Murphy.

I'd fucking take it.

There's a goal here for us.

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Fucking Diame!?!

So many better options there Hayden.

Fuck off Perez. Soft as fuck.

Perez needs to be hooked.

Wasn't even close .

'Very Tight'. No, you scouse slag, he's MILES on.

1 Million % this. He wasn't even looking at it. Made his decision based upon the noise level.

That's NEVER a booking there. The ref wasn't even watching it. He booked him based upon the crowd's reaction. Cock.

With their high line, he could've set Atsu away.

Murphy for me.

He doesn't track the run Yup .

We need a proper number 10. Shelvey is not that. Never gonna be at this level either.