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Ashley has paid his agent a fee to make him pick Fulham at 5 to 11.

Probably too late already, unless medicals are done from where they are, and personal terms over the phone?

Don't gey our hopes up.

Well there's a shock. Where are these quotes? How is that even possible? He is in England, we match Fulham's bid and he decides.

Eh? Full of s*** I know but im wondering which deal he was even talking about?

BBC sport transfer thing has a big picture of Pardew on the front, im thinking great some news, but there is zero, zilch, nothing on there about us.

Eh?

Beckford bid accepted, on his way to Leicester.

Neilfarrington Neil Farrington Derek Llambias definitely in London. Jean-Pierre Gignac's agent definitely in London. London is a big place, mind. #nufc

Have a word mate.

Who is this Phillipe Au Clair? And i guess we would have to skip the medical?

No thanks.

It Was overwhen Lambias said we will wait till January if we can't get the right deal.

Ask Lee Ryder... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news//tm_headline=live-blog-football-transfer-window-deadline-day%26method=full%26objectid=29327754%26siteid=72703-name_page.html

Marseille said he is staying with them.

No doubt he will cover his tracks on that one.

Lee Ryder said he understands that Bendnter wanted to come here, but we turned him down.

That is us finished then.

Lee Ryder: I think that they are obviously looking for a striker which we all know about and we are crying out for. AP mentioned possible defence cover and even mentioned a replacement for Joey Barton on Sunday night. I do think loan deals will come into today but as we keep getting told: "It's about getting them over line" Time is ticking.

Would he not need international clearence anyway? Takes quite a while doesn't it?

Oh no.....

Welcome to Newcastle Kiko.

A midfielder to replace a striker? They are not us you know.

SSN have forgotten the north east, they are pretty much broadcasting from the Spurs Lodge.

Pavlychenko wants to leave Spurs- Sunderland linked.