mouldy_uk

That’s exactly why I didn’t buy him Thought about doubling up on Newcastle defence but again I just can’t be responsible for jinxing them

His pace always amazes me for how sluggish he looks

Opposite problem to Longstaff (on average) Joe - direct and weak Longstaff - Hard and high

Said it earlier, his downturn has almost exactly aligned with Trippier’s. They probably both need a rest but that’s unlikely at the moment

Need to start swinging our big oversized money bollocks and show why we are the ‘richest club in the world’

Pretty wank game, release the War Chest!!!

Tripps and Miggys down turn in form on our right side is definitely a big factor in our recent results

Looking tired all round, Tuesday is gonna be a slog

Be pissed if we lose to these shitters

Pissing about with it too much, great save Pole

Maxi winner please

Isak and maxi coming on

Nice move, keep the pressure up

Wilson

Schar forward runs

That Joe shot

Who says some of us don’t have one already

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Forgot about Anal Oliver, he still alive?

Disappointed that we still seem to be rustling in the bargain bin (or whatever is one up from that), but I’m confident that Eddie and his team have done their research on him and feel he will be a good fit. If we sign him, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt until I see evidence to the contrary.

Jesus, how did that team beat anyone

I’m just busting your balls, genuinely love our little contingent of none Newcastle fans (Caveat, as long as you don’t beat us)

I’m touched that he wants to mingle with us so soon after the game