mouldy_uk

Come on AC, time to become an instant ledge

Cisse seeing his new striker partner http://i.imgur.com/KlzqX.gif

Shola time http://i.imgur.com/UQczWMi.gif

Feeling a shola winner coming up

Why is Simpson marking Berbasloth?

WTF we are cursed http://i.imgur.com/bggIPfx.gif

Saylor http://i.imgur.com/02oMoKz.gif

Can't buy a goal at the moment

Taylor storming up for the set penis http://i.imgur.com/jtayXOz.gif

Come on Newcastle!!

Cisse goes from sublime to shit quicker than most players

We had relatively few last season. Doubt they've changed things drastically over the summer, or they would have reversed it already you'd think.. I've no idea how accurate it is but if you look at physioroom.com we are currently on 9 injuries (including Santon), compared to teams like Southampton that have 0. That can't just be bad luck.

Well at least we keep our position at the top of the injury table well secured

His mum must have made that

Soon http://i.imgur.com/hXSHe8k.gif

Refuse to get my hopes up!

Yep, going for a 0-0

Cabaye is one dirty bastard

to breed future generations of Ameobis to fill the ranks of our youth team

Good Shola is locked in the attic waiting for Sunderland

Should get a red for acting like a fucking tart their player

Gosling, the footballing equivalent of the white flag

Where will the supply come from? Danny 'magic right foot' Simpson