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Toon want Lovenkrands http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_4827818,00.html Newcastle United have offered Peter Lovenkrands a deal until the end of the season, skysports.com understands. The 28-year-old has been training with Newcastle after departing German club Schalke. The winger has impressed enough to receive an offer from boss Joe Kinnear and now the two parties are locked in talks. If terms are agreed then Lovenkrands will sign a short-term deal with a view to an extension at the end of the season. Newcastle do not play this weekend, so the Magpies have a few days to conclude the deal but will hope to have him available in time for their match against Manchester City next week.

Things just keep getting better :/

Where's someone with some photoshop skills when you need them (Titanic + Ashley as captain + Wise as first mate + JK as cabin boy)

Scarily accurate

I'm sorry that's just not accurate, the head in the profile pic just isn't big enough

FT

Crooks does my fucking head in, what a twat

Great opening spell, another corner..

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Owen just wide

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JFK and Phil Brown sent to the stand

Sounds like we are all over them

Butt header > Bar

Xisco seems to be well involved early on

Middlesbrough 1-1 Sunderland Probably the best result for us

Get in

From the BBC Article "I've spoken to my bosses at the club. They know what my aims are and what I want to continue to progress. As soon as a big club knocks on the door with a good offer, I don't think they'll prevent me leaving. "But while I'm waiting I'm continuing to train, without letting my head go down, because I am above all a professional." Then start acting like one....

An England call-up cannot be far away!

FFS, this week just keeps getting better

Newcastle owner Mike Ashley in possible buy out deal with Pini Zahavi http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/manutd/3658944/Newcastle-owner-Mike-Ashley-in-possible-buy-out-deal-with-Pini-Zahavi-Football.html According to the Mirror the Israeli was involved in two meetings last week with Ashley's investment banker representatives from Seymour Price. He was said to be in London on business and arranged to have the top secret meetings at his personal apartment. Zahavi is representing a group who are eager to buy a Premier League club. His task for this latest visit was to ascertain the state of Newcastle's finances and report back to the bidders. Ashley has been trying to sell the club since Kevin Keegan walked out in September, but due to the current financial situation offers have been few and far between. A price tag of £250 million has been put on St James' Park but it is unlikely that Ashley would see offers anywhere near this figure. Just recently it was reported that a buy-out deal with an American company fell through because neither party could agree on a fee. And Ashley's efforts to leave the club were dealt another blow when last week it emerged that he has only paid off a percentage of the £100 million debt inherited from Freddy Shepherd last year. Recent reports have also linked Zahavi with a takeover deal at Portsmouth. His personal fortune is estimated to be around £60 million, and it is quite possible he could sort a deal to include the club's debts for £70 million. He also has the advantage of a close relationship with current owner Alexandre Gaydamak having played a major role when he bought the club in 2006.

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