Fugazi

The "HARRY KAAAANE" reminds of ITV whenever Rooney was within 30 yards of goal.

This is mint

Absolute peak Carabao, this

That Ozil assist

Penchester United, or something

Will Grigg is dire rather than on fire

Another free-kick for Messi

4-0 before half-time

PSG look like scoring every time they go forward, only 2-0 after half an hour though

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Had a Vardy double at 7/1

Had Perez, Pereira, Kasper. Not a bad start.

KK

6 goals in his first 3 Champions League matches for Haaland.

Needless from Foden

Sterling is shite

11 goals conceded by Atalanta in 2 and a bit games, had a check and the record for a group stage is 24.

Too easy for Citeh

Nice City goal, the tourists go mild in the stands

Put a free fiver bet on over 2.5 goals in City/Juve/Bayern/Spurs. Set up nicely so far.

Lodi Dodi

Bottom 3

Yet you think we'll finish ahead of them?

The Toon are crap yet I wouldn't have one player from Sheff Und. They don't have Steve Bruce in charge, as an organised unit they look easily better than us.

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