Fugazi

"Away goals count double" Nar they don't

FOUR OH SIX

HOWAY

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?

The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in.

Bournemouth 1-1, Howe out.

Monkey Bar is the best bet. I'm sure Shearers/NINE show every home game as well. Cheers. Didn't realise the Monkey Bar had the gear. New manager came in not long before Christmas and brought the dodgy channels back in It's a canny enough bar as well.

Gerrin

When the stitching used to start coming apart on the ball and the orange balloon inside became visible

He looks a bit like Maurice Levy off The Wire there: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Wire_Levy.jpg Also, Jay Sherman: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/e/e2/Jay_sherman_53.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130613111430&path-prefix=fr

Our fans booing opposition fans for not joining in with the 17th minute applause.

A couple of points there are out-of-date

The cosmic ballet goes on...

Stelling's loving it

God dammit, Rangers

At least Bournemouth are doing their bit.

They'll still stay up as well.

Bournemouth -2, Barca -2, Hearts-1, Rangers -1

Cabella driving along Benton Road in his orange TT (With "RC" replacing the Audi logo on the back, naturally)

"Hold iz"

The crowd's reaction

Porto's goals tonight Dear me

Casemiro, fucking stunning free-kick.

Real Madrid fucking lol