Nothing has ever not happened more than this did not happen.
Not one of them has even questioned it as well
This. 100% made up story. So when the bird he was "banging" dubious as he's prob some 6 fingered Hills have eyes type. Went for a piss, he randomly went into her knicker draw and found a ticket to the derby.
The whole thread is in direct response to another thread saying he's had his ticket stolen.
It's canny good tbf