Fugazi

Well no-one said it quite like that.

Ah, the Lanky we all know and love.

Christ, that has to go viral.

How early do fans go to matches in Spain? They just showed pictures from Tenerife's stadium and there were a fair few fans there already, despite kick off being 3 hours away.

Valencia 2-1 up now.

Seem to have got over their habit of drawing all the time.

0-1 I love mega-early goals.

What about teams that get knocked out of the group stages, and come home early because of that?

Oh durrr Topical

Aye, think so. Canny how they can just switch to another match.

Just noticed Sky are showing Leicester V Cardiff, is that because of the postponement of West Ham v Wolves? They're showing the second half of Xerez v Valencia aswell.

Seems to like Newcastle. If they keep pissing him off, I'm sure we'd welcome him in the summer. He was in Hanahana last night.

He's put his Xbox Live Gamertag on his Twitter , Most footballer's keep it secret, sure Rooney had to change his when people found out it was him.

Ah, well that's good, Bent seems like a decent bloke tbf.

From my vantage point (watching it on my iPhone) Rooney looked to be at least level at all times, even if he had went beyond the last defender he still wouldn't have been inteferring.

Eh? I'm a Twitter noob, what's happened? Is it just about him living in Newcastle?

Luckily i've got 6 players from my fantasy football team playing in the 2 matches today (didn't plan aehad at all either), Jerome is one of them.

hahahaha Jeff "You may have heard Paul Merson doing his best Meg Ryan impersonation."

It is a bit weird that most people on here give KD a hard time because he supports Spurs, yet at the same time most people on here are balls deep in all the other posters that support a different team. He is a sensible poster tbh. Lot of people on here have a massive hatred of Spurs, moreso than Villa, Everton or Arsenal (unless they're M4TT).

Shocking decision to give a foul.

They're a fuuny team West Brom like.

x 10

I saw a player in public once.

Proper tables but you go and place your order yourself at the tills. Much better than the likes of KFC and McDonalds. I hate KFC and McDonalds. Is there one at the metrocentre or just in toon? No idea. I know there is one in the Trafford Centre as that is the only one I've been in, it was 11pm and a choice of KFC, McDonalds or Nando's and there was only one winner. Edit: Their website tells me they have two restaurants in the Metro Centre. One in the Gate.