Fugazi

Van Nistelrooy got 23 in 32 games in his first season in the Premiership, surely that must be the record for a debut season.

Seriously? They're going to the games on a wind-up? Are they intentionally singing the songs fast? That is f****** quality if it's true. http://img215.echo.cx/img215/7744/brian37cm.jpg "That blasted Ultras of Toon group keep speeding up the songs". "Are you the Toon Ultras?" "Fuck off!..."

Well, anything to stop your tears. Goodbyeeeeeeeeeee Fener.

I was certainly wrong about that.

Fuck off, I'm going first-thing tomorrow morning, that shirt is mine!

I appears so.... how brilliant Good old Mervin The Duck.

Where's Mervin The Duck now eh?

God bless the new sign-up procedure. Oh?

Blackburn aren't on 5 though.

Blackburn/Leverkusen should be a canny match.

yeah yeah i know , turks f..ck your mother big and yellow ass hah ? you are a boy , who born after incest relation. f..ckin english idiots. http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/selma.jpg You've got me there like.

Can you imagine that? His team-talks would be unbearable.

That's it like, Luque has shown what he can do in Spain but that doesn't prove he can do it in the Premiership.

oh, so he has to score 5, assist in 3 and throw in a couple of defensive tackles to prove you wrong, just because he got his only start against a shit team? You said if he scores he'll silence his critics, one goal against a shite team proves fuck all.

Aye scoring against the European powerhouses Waregem will prove those doubters wrong for sure!

I was watching the Porto goal by the same method and missed Deco's goal.

Townsend is an arse though, he's never been the same since they took his Tactics Truck away.

It's annoying when i've got a match on in the background and Motson is commentating, he makes the must mundane attack sound like someone's had a shot cleared off the line. It's worse when it's Rooney, as mentioned above.

The big 3 avoid each other again, yet another shite draw.

All the big names follow the Toon.

Did anyone see Motson's awful blue glasses when they were talking to him before Man Utd/Reading?

Jimmy Nail

Real Madrid are far too inconsistent.

I think Leo Messi will prove to be a better player than Robinho, can already beat his man better than most, he doesn't get mentioned as much as Robinho though, he's only 19 aswell.

Stupid tackle, probably not a red though.