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Some of the forrins sound so thick man. "I gotsta do gud crossiz for ma friends to make some goals hehehe."

 

Yeah what an idiot speaking in his second language.

Ironic, because that bit reeks of Pardew.

You must get crosses into the box so that we score! Probably why he got dropped, for daring not to crosshoof from deep.

Zigic would be so funny because of the Arsenal fans reactions.

However, it really wouldn't surprise me if he went in there and did better than Giroud!

I made room for Aguero, I felt I had to.

 

Instead of Ramsey, Sterling, Mata, Sigurdsson, Fabregas, Rooney and Sturridge I now have Ramsey, Sterling, Lamela, Sigurdsson, Fabregas, Costa and Aguero.

 

Shame about your D

 

Vlaar, Dier and Mangala/Demichelis (depending on fitness)  it's not too bad.

I'm pretty jealous to be honest. Just wanted to knock you down a few pegs.

Really annoyed about this guy being messed about. He's got so much more about him than Dummett. Absolute nonsense.

Wait! The Zigic think is true?! Wenger is seriously trolling Arsenal fans man. My goodness!  :lol:

Interesting. Wonder if that's Longs replacement, and how much he cost.

Also played through the middle as a backup to Pogba at times.

Steer well clear of Aguero. Man City are not what they seem.

I made room for Aguero, I felt I had to.

 

Instead of Ramsey, Sterling, Mata, Sigurdsson, Fabregas, Rooney and Sturridge I now have Ramsey, Sterling, Lamela, Sigurdsson, Fabregas, Costa and Aguero.

Shame about your D

Cheeky bid?

Fortunately our record against s**** teams with that 'new manager buzz' is excellent.

Pardew's got his excuse all sewn up.

"They was inspired"

"Monitoring" people that aren't interested in you. Isn't that stalking?

A few years ago we started a home game against Chelsea with Denis Stracqualursi up front. This week we could start with Eto'o and Lukaku up front against them.

 

3-5-2 do you think? Like Martinez Wigan?

Expect to be top ten by Tuesday 

A few years ago we started a home game against Chelsea with Denis Stracqualursi up front. This week we could start with Eto'o and Lukaku up front against them.

 

How about you do one, you swine!

New news is old

 

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Alexandre Lacazette and Loic Remy are both very much still in Newcastle's thinking this week. They will push until Sept 1st for new striker.

 

Was too hard getting them over the line, now we're giving birth to them.

Don't know why that 'bleurgh' on its own at the end amused me.

Sudden bad taste in my mouth at the thought of Warnock

Don't live too far from Palace, and so I'm quite fond of them. Horrible appointment.

Wait, why did he leave Palace in the first place anyway?

Sterling and Coutinho will alternate playing behind Balo and Sturridge I imagine. Will mostly be Sterling though.

Neil Warnock?! Are you friggin kidding me  :lol:

Picked ahead of Steve Clarke! What a bunch of cretins.

Warnock will fall out over players in no time or quit because he's stressed or some shite.

Bleurgh.

Palace don't even have a manager and he's soiling his pants 

Bet Pardew mentions the Man U game as justification for this performance.

What's Aarons saying?

Obertan securing his place in the first team for the rest of the season. Told you he was good now.

Neil and 1878 have performed some kind of black magic I swear!