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She's rejected me in a rather brutal fashion. I'm heartbroken.

Oh well ... life was awful anyway. Might as well pile more tragedy on.

Cech will also get those defenders playing better, because he actually talks to his defenders, and has a go at them if they aren't up to par.

Sczesny just looked like a little kid back there. Ospina didn't really have that authority either. Not sure what his English was like.

Cech comes in commanding huge respect right off the bat.

It's an amazing signing. People must accept this.

I've discreetly asked for her hand in marriage. Awaiting her response.

Not one new signing in by the start of pre-season.

Real statement of intent. Pack of dullards.

She also said Dost was about the fee, and their sporting director's latest quotes seem to be in line with that.

She's perfect.

Cabella's got more ability in his Brylcreem than Colback will ever have.

He has already said that if they're good enough then they are old enough. First interview he mentioned that, and so we'll see.

Really is irritating when people wear crazy numbers like that.

You guys are really upsetting me.

You mean this boy is still here?

Probably not that epic to be fair.

How epic would it be for this guy to emerge as a class player under McClaren man. Would be so satisfying.

Gyan is one seriously shameless dude man 

Wow. Has he been a flop lately? That price is dirt cheap.

The lack of progress on signings has really upset me today. Feeling blue.

The guy is losing it 

Did the Geordie Canada manager just swear? 

You guys hear Pearce asking about Quinoa earlier? 

Stunning goal.

QPR fancy themselves as some sort of tough guys. They'll leave it too late and end up having to accept much less, or have to keep him, with him in a massive sulk.

You guys are pigs.

I dunno what planet you are all on where you reckon Ba is a better goalscorer than Remy like. Beats me.

Agree!

Ba was only better at being a bit more physical, and so looked more functional alone upfront in Pardew's horror ball.

Remy is streets ahead in every department IMO.