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Pirlo has the freedom of the park so far.

Neville sounds like he's shrivelling away or something. So weird.

Is this Neville's nervous voice? 

It's hilarious!

Newcastle looking pathetic just then.

Sterling needs to play out wide to have more space to run at players for goodness sake.

Wouldn't play him central against Italy at all.

No way this England game will be boring.

England vs Italy is here. How are you guys feeling?

Welbeck and Sterling might not be a bad shout. Italians can sometimes struggle with more athletic players.

Probably shouldn't have your best player running time down, so he gets hacked to shreds.

stfu man. Let them enjoy the game.  Campbell's loving it

I meant they should probably have one of their lesser players do it instead!

Probably shouldn't have your best player running time down, so he gets hacked to shreds.

Done with this thread! I'm cracking up over here!

Bryan Ruiz still a Fulham player? Cheeky bid on the cheap?

Man, this isn't good for England.

http://i.imgur.com/8ULboGq.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/j5pPXt8.jpg

 

Alejandra Buitrago

God, that's given me a violent erection.

Great play Cavani. Everyone sleeping.

 

They're not, like. That'd be ridiculous.

Great play Cavani. Everyone sleeping.

Uruguay have no pace or athleticism outside of Cavani.

Mike, don't think I didn't see that crap 

You scumbag.

WOAH!!!

Gutsy header that. What a World Cup this is!

What a goal!

Great finish. Costa Rica are playing some football.

Phwoar!!! Roaring pace from Ibarbo!

He's the one we were linked with I believe.

Why no Jackson Martinez? He's quality!

 

Where does this Gutierrez they're playing instead play?

 

River Plate

Interesting. Can't believe he's keeping out Martinez and Bacca.

Why no Jackson Martinez? He's quality!

Where does this Gutierrez they're playing instead play?

Enough about Nigeria man!