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Ashley wanted rid but Keegan wouldn't have it. Keegan's then fucked off and left us in a mess.

I feel terribly for Shearer. I just love the guy. Did you see that reaction to the pass just then. The guy is in despair over the play of these guys.

Joey Barton has been a fucking disgrace. Just so hard to be positive about this team. They all deserve to go to hell.

WE ARE RELEGATED!

Basson gis so classy.

Great, as if he isn't bad enough with two feet, now we get a one footed Nicky Butt. Brilliant.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smith is a weirdo. What a goofy challenge.

I actually can't believe how well Viduka is playing. Pretty impressive. Just need him to link up with Martins now they are alongside each other this half. I think we'll get a goal at least.

So where are the defensive midfielders to close down all the Liverpool midfielders with so much room on the edge of the box??? Nicky Butt lets us down in every way. He has no legs.

I concur, actually. We just need to score for our goal difference regardless of whether we lose or not.

One assist and one goal. Nice one pal

Another longball to no one by Butt.

The pass by Barton was just not something we have seen from Newcastle ever this season. It was great. Lovens pace was very useful to get on the ball also. Good chance.

How do you not close down Gerrard? Come on people.

This more traditional 4-3-3 setup with tw wide front men is one Owen just cannot play in to be fair. Just doesn't have the skills to slot in anywhere in this setup.

Like the commentator just said the shape has looked great so far.

So great having Barton back. He's been out so long opposition fans have forgotten to boo him every time he gets the ball.

That was ridiculously random by Viduka just then.

Optimism creeping in ... must supress ...

We'll actually have 11 people on the pitch today without the invisible man out there. I like the lineup so far. Loven and Oba should really stretch them with pace.

Martins is always a threat no matter what anyone says. Lovely play just then.

Butt is freakin mental did you just see that punt out?

Derbyshire has been banging them in Greece. Couldn't believe he was sent away so quickly. The guy is a decent goalscorer.

So Samba is now a full time striker? Sam Allardyce is a despicable human being. Anything to have a big limp upfront to lob the ball onto. If I was a striker on the on that team being kept on the bench by Samba I'd be insulted.