KaKa

Can you imagine what these two are going to do to us?

Tends to happen when you only get one chance a game or less, which unfortunately, is our specialty.

 

Literally has to score the only chance he gets. Too much pressure and not sustainable. Remy/BA etc could do it, but its rare as fuck man

Were those teams anywhere near this bad? Sure we created more chances than this.

Those teams still had the likes of Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Sissoko and Cisse in and around things who would cause problems despite Pardew.

You know, I really actually wonder what striker in world football you would sign and put up front in that display today, and expect to do anything?

 

Jan Koller

Ah, big Jan Koller. He was kind of slow though

We basically need someone with Jan Kollers size and power but with pace and dribbling too.

That way they can bring down high balls, hold it up, and then turn and take on the whole defence before scoring.

You know, I really actually wonder what striker in world football you would sign and put up front in that display today, and expect to do anything?

You're not allowed to come back and score goals once the other team scores. Didn't you know?

"I'm not crying - you're crying!"

 

It's because we didn't have any fans

That is an excuse I didn't see coming. Fair play

The only player who really tried IMHO...

Give it another few games and we'll kill that spirit soon enough.

Not the place for that kind of talk man, might get you in trouble.

Tends to happen when you only get one chance a game or less, which unfortunately, is our specialty.

Man of the match today by a mile.

Welcome to the club Callum

I hope the manager magically stumbles on tactics that somehow work. Otherwise, in a few weeks be prepared to be labelled as shite that cannot hold up the 50 yard balls hoofed at your noggin, and a player that shouldn't have been bought because he only scored 8 goals for Bournemouth last season.

Best of luck

:lol:

Deserved third, should be more really. No shots on target for us.

 

But we have a real striker now. How come?!

 

Has your man touched the ball?

He knew better than to be associated with this mess of a performance 

What did real striker Wilson do with all them 50 yard hoofs in 90 mins?

Deserved third, should be more really. No shots on target for us.

But we have a real striker now. How come?!

Thank God that wasn't Lewis' eye man. Horrific stuff.

The state of Lascelles there man

Just look at all those wonderful forward runs for Brighton, so many options, so many possibilities. I wish we would even pretend to be so good.

These hoofs man. Pass the ball. Seen a glimpse of frustration from Wilson just then. Man this guy has no idea what he's in for

Please let us have the ball Brighton.

The hoofs to Wilson now man. Poor sod

Nap time for Hayden

He's put Joelinton on the left and moved Almiron central

Ah, well ... I'm sure the big man will still get a couple 

Ah, here comes the main man!

In the number 10 role? I'm calling a hat trick if so.

Almiron is a better footballer than ASM.

 

Change my mind.

 

We get it.

 

He's defo not, he runs with his head down far too much, and I like him

I think that head down style is more suited on that left side tbh, as he is quick enough to then get by most, and whip a cross in. When on the right or through the middle he does tend to end up running into cul de sacs.