KaKa

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Just doesn't look right. Terrible stuff.

Kolo Toure to Celtic. Celtic also bidding for Scott Sinclair.

These are some good signings for Celtic by Brendan.

Santon's hair man ... why?!

Could do with Mitro scoring some open play goals in pre season.

This is indeed getting a bit concerning. Just the penalty so far.

I really wish we'd go for Victor Moses. Maybe after Sissoko leaves we could have a look.

Imagine actually hiring this guy as a manager. Why?!

None of this helps of Rafa sint given the money for the sales to spend on new players!

 

Thats whats important now, and what is they key for this to be sucsessfull.

That first sentence is assaulting my senses.

I think he's absolutely mint, but I feel like he'll flop, even if just for the first season. I can see Mourinho stifling his forward creativity and it wouldn't surprise me at all if he played him where Deschamps does. Add to that, the competition for team focal point with Ibrahimovic and it has that Jon Obi Mikel feel about it for me.

Man Utd fans should be very concerned about Pogba being stifled, and made far more defensive.

Mourinho has already stated that Rooney is not a midfielder, and so Rooney is likely to play just off Ibrahimovic. It's very likely to then be Schneiderlin/Carrick alongside Pogba in midfield. If that's the case it's a hell of a waste of money, as he will not be allowed to really express himself, and will likely look more like the guy we saw with France.

Pogba's agent will get £18.7million form the deal !!!!!

I need to break into this line of work.

In the meantime I am sending this guy an elaborate email to try and acquire his bank details.

He'll be good at Liverpool, as they have numerous other players that take responsibility with the ball. This was not the case with us, and so he was an annoying player to have in our team, and would have continued to be. Best result for both parties.

Man, considering we've been relegated, and he played a big part in that fact, this is a good fee we are getting for him. Good stuff. Will be all upfront too.

Man some set of fans are going to be pissed this season

This fee will be one heck of an albatross on this guy's neck man

Colback will definitely hold Shelvey back.

Thing Shelvey will also prefer to have Gayle upfront, so he can look to play him in behind.

Only Kaka could go 'wow' to Joe Allen moving to Stoke

He had a good tournament. Thought he'd end up staying at Liverpool or go somewhere better than Stoke.

Honestly think I'd have him ahead of Jordan Henderson. Just thought it surprising.

What were the subs? Anyone know?

 

Really happy for Hayden man. Love another one of the new guys getting a goal.

 

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC  13m13 minutes ago

H/T subs: On come Sterry, Gámez, Dummett, Hayden Gouffran, Perez and Gayle.

 

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC  11m11 minutes ago

Off go Janmaat, Lascelles, Anita, Colback, Ritchie, Aarons and Mitrović. #NUFC

Awesome, thanks.

Who has replaced Lascelles at centre back? Dummett, Gamez or Sterry?

Joe Allen to Stoke.

Wow. Interesting.

What were the subs? Anyone know?

Really happy for Hayden man. Love another one of the new guys getting a goal.

Sigh ... Colback still being pushed around out there.

 

burnley after him.......

Please God! Really?!

Sigh ... Colback still being pushed around out there.

Anita is terrified of using his left on that side. Keeps passing backwards.

OMG ... the keeper is dodgy. another ill advised pass from AAnita back to him.

Horrendous pass from Anita. Don't like him at left back.

Some pretty exciting young talent coming through for England, and they have entrusted Allardyce with utilising them to their full potential. Insane.

This time I'm not kidding around.