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Things have got so bad that I actually just find myself laughing about the whole thing now. Even the Palace result didn't anger me as much as I imagined it would, which was very surprising, as I have harboured many thoughts of maiming Alan Pardew.

I just marvelled and was genuinely in awe of how bad we are. It's comical. I'm beginning to want the players and club to suffer further humiliation, because the whole setup really doesn't deserve any better. Top to bottom an absolute disgrace.

Liverpool are on the up with Klopp, sneaking up the table, and really beginning to play some outrageous stuff. Of course they will now be turning up with both Benteke and Sturridge fit, and Origi beginning to fire. I mean this club is just cursed.

I know people were kidding around but I actually think it will be Armageddon this weekend, as on a serious note I really do feel they will go into double figures against us. We are at our lowest, and are playing in front of fans that will be on the edge. We are bad enough as it is at building play, and these guys press like mad under Klopp. It will be a massacre.

Hopefully it will start the process of something changing. Charnley has to be the first guy out and then at this point Carr has to go, due to his allergy to pace and athleticism. McClaren I have some sympathy for, but he must be flung out with the trash as well really.

Guardiola as England manager would be one of the most fascinating things ever.

Be so interesting to see if he could get the players playing his style, and who he would actually select.

That would be so interesting.

Can't believe Pearson is being discussed as an option. So depressing.

This can't be happening. This has to be the worst club ever man 

This guy is such a fraud. Been saying it for ages. Nothing player for us.

No way Ashley will spend with the threat of relegation having spent in the summer. No chance.

He'll be thinking of the repercussions of going down having spent the money. We are toast.

The state of Allardyce man  :lol:

Didn't realise he told the BBC that we'd trained all week with five at the back and only a last minute injury to Haidara changed that, meaning 'we didn't have the right balance'. Pardewesque.

Got to be fucking kidding me 

No wonder the team was so shit! So they trained one way all week only to then be told to play the system that has failed us all season, without even being prepared to do so?!

Honestly that is unacceptable. Should be sacked for that alone.

Blood everywhere such will be the massacre.We are done for. Can't see us beating anyone. Putting me off football, which I really used to enjoy on the weekends. Motherfuckers man.

We should have started with 3 at the back. Especially after they struggled against Sunderland who played that way. Everything is just so annoying.

Lascelles barking out orders. Already looks more of a take charge guy than Colo. disgrace.

This formation already looks much better going forward at least, as we have far more numbers.

We should have tried this ages ago.

This fucking dick head man 

Liverpool and Spurs will annihilate us man. Crazier days to come for sure.

Sissoko and Wijnaldum in the centre just ahead of Anita for goodness sake.can we try that at some point? We've done nothing different with the team for ages. What is he doing as the manager to improve things?

Better make at least two changes at the half.

We're a poor squad but the manager is not trying anything new with the formation. Just pucks the same shit.

We need to try a diamond type look as we have a plethora of CMs and no wingers. It will at least make us more competitive centrally where we are so weak.

At this point I'm hoping they score ten. Humiliate these motherfuckers man. Kill them.

f*** that, can't be doing with the media arselicking Pardew even more for his mythical attacking football.

That's already a given as things stand. No escaping it.

At this point I'm hoping they score ten. Humiliate these motherfuckers man. Kill them.

We have to pick a formation that packs the midfield. This is shit. We have no width and are open in the centre.

McClaren is fucking crap. Just keeps picking the same shit. Fat lot of good the training ground ruckus did. Fuck off man.

Cisse is shit up front we have no focal point. Fucking shit team

They have a bloke who is 6ft 6in at centre back and we're hoofing it to the 6 footer

Mitro should bet out there because we never pass it anyway.

We have nothing. Need to stop playing Sissoko and Wijnaldum wide. We're so shit man. No decent wide play at all. MCClaren is culpable for this shit. Change the fucking team man.

Glad he's back, but just because he isn't the problem doesn't mean he's the solution!

Ridiculous.

Colback is so slow and fucking weak man. What an utter shitbag. So fucking garbage.