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Well ... all of you were wrong. Except me.

Just seen someone triple captained Salah in the Newcastle-Online league Well played sir.

Oh my! Now that is truly spectacular.

Man, I wish I had done that 

Man Utd fans must be stewing man

To see the football their neighbours Man City and big rivals Liverpool are producing while Mourinho schools them on "football heritage" must be absolutely sickening

Both teams star players are also two players Mourinho jettisoned from Chelsea!  

Wish I'd kept my free hit.

Same ... it was a huge waste.

Everton defenders killed me. I've ended up with the same points as people who didn't use it.

A real kick in the balls. Urgh.

Anyone not captain Salah? Go on own up

4 goals man ... goodness sake

 

And a assist.

Yup! Might be wrapping up player of the year honours right here.

4 goals man ... goodness sake

I mean he's always looked like he had the potential to be a top player, but the issue was always his finishing and end product. Would see him continuously skin people for fun at Roma then bottle 1v1s. Happened far too often.

I imagine playing for someone like Klopp has elevated his confidence ten fold. Klopp is so positive and encouraging regarding forward play, and doesn't come down on players that make mistakes. It must be such a relief and must allow guys to play with so much freedom.

It is stunning that Liverpool have not dropped off one bit having lost Coutinho. He is in fact now an afterthought there. Firmino, Mane and Salah just get better and better under Klopp.

Pardew truly is special man

Such a catastrophe of a football manager

I guess they need to have something to wear to the footballing masterclass my Super Eagles will be giving them this summer. Understandable.

Reminder that Ray Wilkins said Sevilla would finish in the bottom 6 in England before the first leg

Wow!

I think Pogba is a top player, but a very very limited one.

He needs to be in a midfield three, and be given a central role where he has freedom to create and go forward.

In that kind of role he would easily begin to show that world class type of play I believe.

It's shocking that Pogba continues to be used int he way he is. What I find so weird is that Mourinho played a fantastically effective midfield 3 at his first go around at Chelsea, where Lampard was the one given a role where he was allowed more freedom to push forward. Why can he not put Pogba in that type of position?

Imagine starting a home game against that Sevilla team with Mata, Pogba and Martial all on the bench.

That's Pardew levels of negativity man.

how the f*** did they go from playing pretty damn well vs Liverpool on Saturday to this s*** today?

They sucker punched Liverpool and then defended well

Standard.

Mourinho is at his happiest going against teams that throw their players forward, so he can sit back first.

His teams never ever takes the initative. He's shocking man. Completely demoralises players that are forward thinking ones too. It's why they never look good going forward.

This didn't even look like a champions league knockout game... Man Utd were so incredibly poor.

Sevilla were really very very average on the  whole. Wow.

N'Zonzi > Pogba

N'Zonzi really is fantastic. Really liked him at Blackburn even back in the day.

That is shameful from Ben Yedder man. Are you kidding me

Pogba :lol:

Mourinho has finished his confidence man. My goodness

Sanchez has been a bit s*** since leaving Arsenal

Far more than a bit man

I'd blame Mourinho for that too though ... Sanchez, Mkhitaryan, Pogba, Mata, Martial, Rashford ... none of these guys play at their potential under him.

Can't believe Martial didn't shoot there. What a joker.

They still need two more. Just don't give them any corners. Man Utd are so garbage man.

:lol:

Lukaku man

Desperate for a Ben Yedder hat trick

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

This is hilarious. The tiniest man on the pitch.

Mourinho is done at Man United man. Predicted he wouldn't make it through to the end of next season.

How does Juan Mata not start for this team man.

Jose stinks. Portuguese Pardew/Pulis.