KaKa

QPR 

Norwich throwing chances away. Stupid canaries.

Man, fuck this life.

Norwich have themselves to blame really. Missed a sitter earlier on.

Just saw Pardew's celebration for their goal. Urgh. Utter bellend.

Saw that too. Imagine celebrating like that after having 30% possession against that Norwich team, and scoring with the one goal attempt.

Redmond and Bolasie on the bench. f***ing hate Pardew even more now.

I refused to pick any Palace players, because of Pardew. 

Week 2 wildcard coming up .

 

How come?! 

 

I got up too late to change the team, and it appears to be s*** . There were three or four players who weren't going to play that I left in by accident.

Damn 

Oh no ... bloody Pards man. Come on Delia, you silly bint.

Paul Walsh's glasses

 

What the hell is he doing?! Major cringe 

 

HOW DARE A MAN WEAR GLASSES WHEN HE DIDN'T PREVIOUSLY. TO THE GULAGS WITH HIM.

Have you seen the glasses? 

Paul Walsh's glasses

What the hell is he doing?! Major cringe 

Mahrez is in my fantasy team, this is even better

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Highlight of Newcastle's season right here.

Your top scorer's Kyle Walker. Clear off!

Catts for me like!!! 

Sunderland  :lol:

More flowers for Mrs. Advocaat?! 

Sunderland are so funny man 

Week 2 wildcard coming up .

How come?! 

I'd watch but I can't bear the sight of Cabaye in a Palace shirt.

I can bear the sight of him looking miserable in it, as Glenn Murray struggles to plod his way onto any of his passes.

That Villa team look sexciting. So much pace man, damn.

 

Looks likw Wstwood will sit in midfield and Gueye and Veretout will get forward to support Sinclair, Ayew and Gabby Agbons.

 

Villa will be fun to watch.

 

Are you OK? Like genuinely, are you OK mate?

I'm telling you now that Villa are going to be fun to watch this season, and will finish comfortably mid table.

Not one 3 o clock kick off I remotely feel like even keeping my eye on

 

Definitely looking for Norwich to Kick some ass.

Have you seen their team?

Have you seen Pardew's lineup? 

Don't forget the dross that used to beat us in the cups under Pardew too!

Don't forget that Palace team has now had their first full pre-season of not using a ball, so they will be primed to tank.

That Villa team look sexciting. So much pace man, damn.

Looks likw Wstwood will sit in midfield and Gueye and Veretout will get forward to support Sinclair, Ayew and Gabby Agbons.

Villa will be fun to watch.

Not one 3 o clock kick off I remotely feel like even keeping my eye on

Definitely looking for Norwich to Kick some ass.

Got to love how predictable Pards is.

You know it's almost as though if a flair player starts getting too much plaudits, he takes offense to it, and holds it against them, being the workman clogger he was.

Gah! The hell is that?! Delete that mess man.

Have no Man U or Spurs players in fantasy football.

Feeling god about it right now. What an abomination of a match.

Hey Yanks, take this mess somewhere else 

 

f*** off Nigeria, much as it may seem like it sometimes I'm not American.