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If Sammy starts instead of HBA we can basically write off the latter's future here.

Use Sky Bet, man. Odds are far better.

That song reminds me of the time I couldn't be bothered to go downstairs to get a DVD, so I simply sat for 2 hours while the film downloaded. Poor effort.

I liked Perez when he was at Sunderland. Crazy keeper.

Because he bit my finger so. Grounds for libel.

Lloris is pretty fucking good, though. Exceptional.

Keepers peak at 30 or later.

26 caps more than your pal.

Aye. I think we'll line up like that, assuming Obertan/Tiote aren't available and Best is. Would certainly rather see Santon played in his proper position and Raylor in what is (supposedly) his proper position in right midfield. Raylor is fucking terrible in right midfield.

We'll be offering Rob Elliot to Barca next.

Because Ranger kept scoring hat-tricks in training, with no keeper in net.

I see the ambassador from Nufc Blog got Coloccini's name wrong again. Stupid cunt.

Santon and Ben Arfa should (and will) play before Gosling and Sammy.

Against City? Don't be daft.

Good stuff.

Steve Coppell a wretched putana. Such a f***ing image.

Putana?

Emre was great at abuse.

I'd much rather we went 4-3-3.

"There's only one, Joey Barton!" Very good crosser, decent passer, poor athlete, can't tackle; likes to dive and get others sent off. Can you imagine trying to find a player like that in Spain or Portugal? Practically impossible I'd say. 'One Joey Barton' indeed.

Sorry, I forgot how combative Barton is in the tackle, not to mention incredibly good at keeping the ball under pressure. And he waves at us, you know. Don't know what the fuck Wenger and Ferguson were thinking tbh.

Joey Barton gave us nothing defensively in that position either.

Basically.

Suppose having 2 of the best 3 forwards in the world in that lineup should see them right.

How on earth you'd derive that from goalkeeping performances I don't know.