Mikky

Shame; like the bloke; feeling the effects of losing Arma

Payback for last season

Lol

Nowt better than a Toon win

What a finish Shola Dortmund 2-2

Should seniors figures responsible for appointing this tosser resign also?

Big Sam to save these jokers

What a goal Gray He is some talent

Dortmund are so good 5-1

Looked a horrible injury potentially looking at weeks rather than months I'd guess

Still can't work out how Ibra got an assist for Rashfords goal; Rashford hit his first header against Behrami then hit the rebound in; somehow Ibra gets an assist

If Ibra gets an assist for Rashfords goal then I should get an assist for Bony for Stokes goal

How is the Rashford goal today an Ibra assist? Ibra crossed it; Rashford headed it on to a Watford players arm and then hit the rebound in

I think once it's been given by FF then it will stay that way (fingers crossed); put in this way if Sanchez still has the points by Monday then he'll keep them regardless of what the dubious goals panel decide

Scored

They are; but my word Chelsea have made it easy for them tonight

Who are people captaining this week? I'm thinking De Bruyne

What a goal; hopefully gets a lot of games this season

Bayern look really tasty

Speaks very well

He's good mates with Mitro isn't he?

Another one from Real Madrid's Castilla. I know people rightfully go on about Barcelona's La Masia but Real don't really do much worse even though they usually don't provide their youngsters with many chances in the league. True I sense a change in Madrids policy now; a few are beginning to come through

What a goal Rakitic

Fantastic goal