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Rangers have Martin McGuiness refereeing their match.

Cov pull one back

The gay ex Toon forward who hung himself was never marginally trendy.

Liverpool striker isn't a group of Conservatives that has been serves food covered in animal hair at a famous chicken eaterie.

AC Milan striker has never been in Pocoyo.

Emanuel,has never been Keith Harris,the man who Ashley put in charge of the sale of the club and reckoned he may have found someone to purchase us.

Alain has never cheered his mother on in a race.

Luka the Spuds midfielder,doesn't go to Southend on Bank Holidays,riding a 24 carat gold Lambretta.

Neither Les,Rio or Anton have one part in three to spare.

Craig,the Welsh striker who used to play for us,isn't an Italian gadgie asking you to phone him.

It is fair to say as Tooj says,he has an arrogance about him,or he did here at Coventry.Perhaps playing for a club with greater expectations has ebbed that.The sooner he scores,the better.

He's only started 3 or 4 games,so there's still some familiarity problems.I thought he did ok the last half-hour today,which probably goes for all eleven,and I'd persist with him against Doncaster personally,as I've said before once he scores,he'll go on a run...and I believe he'll score at Doncaster.

You asked the Everton lads a similar thing the other day which was clearly fishing for compliments. Take a look a few posts above for my view on our style of play. Compare that with your preaching about your team's style of play, then tell me I am the brainwashed one. Earth calling Brummie. You don't think it's a little coincidental that i'm asking fans of the teams that are competing for 4th spot? I asked the Everton fans who they prefer to get 4th spot btw (nothing about style of play). How am i supposed to know they'd say us. No i've realised you're not brainwashed now, but neither am I. We play attractive football to the neutral and you play effective football that relies on the use of good defenders and the counter attack....oh and a tall striker. Villa play very attractive football away from home,but as Brummie has said,the counter attacking style,which they play probably as good as anyone,is negated by sides who put men behind the ball at Villa Park. Man. City at their best,play the most eye-pleasing stuff out of the 4th place contenders imo.

Kirkland Ivanovic Woodgate Cahill Clichy Milner Parker Arteta Dempsey Torres Drogba

Very clever!

Teddy Sheringham is very possessive of his girlfriends,and has never loaned any of them to a mate for the night.

David Batty has never had a mental illness.

Owen Hargreaves. A man ,on his footballer's salary,has never cadged any money from the man who wrote the Mr. Men books,in his life.

Dennis Wise.End of thread.

Let's fucking have this now!!!!

Hughton picked the side most wanted,blame the players,its their fault.

Take Best off,move Routledge inside and bring on Pancrate.Let's have a forward who will face the goal.

We aint gonna score all day here

They want it more than us atm.

Or preferably his voice box.Apparently his starfish has been stabbed in the past also,though it doesn't possess an England jacket.