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Graeme Le Saux has taken the quiz"Which football position are you most comfortable in?! The answer was "At the back".

Rod Fanni should play in the Premiership,he is that good. Graeme Le Saux doesn't like Fanni.

England should have played with Neil Cox at right back and Julian Dicks at left back in the 1990's. Graeme Le Saux likes Cox and Dicks.

100% of German international centre forwards from Euro '96 and USA '94,with the christian name Stefan,are Kuntz.

John Carew doesn't believe in Santa Claus as he has never seen him in "Lapland".

Conversely,he could get turned by Torres,and he could pull him back,get sent off and Dippers go on to win 8-0.

Not when it's Darren Moore.

Deliberate hatchet job.

Dig up Roy Kinnear .He'd be better.

But to stop any kind of vitriol aimed at him,maybe Ashley,as he is supposed to be attending,will appease the fans by appointing him.

Do you have any CB's that are half decent that we could pilfer off you? Mike Williamson is slightly slow, but incredible otherwise. £3M, plz. I'll just get Mike to sanction the check.

Do you have any CB's that are half decent that we could pilfer off you?

I've always thought that it is a bit gay,if your name is Michael to call yourself Mike.Mick is far more macho.

You got a lot of people's hopes up and that ultimately came to absolutely nothing. I'm sure you passed on the takeover story in good faith, but the fact that it was totally inaccurate will have let a lot people down and unfortunately won't win you many compliments on here. It isn't strictly dead and buried yet though Otter/

Have you any updates Thomo?

Oh, I dunno! His laziness and unwillingness to track back was quite legendary This tripe gets on my wick. The same sh1t that was thrown at Robert too - Duff tracks back, so does Alan Smith Neither excites the fans or creates much on the pitch Give me Ginola - YES, a legend - and Robert not "tracking back" but threatening up the other end of the pitch any time. Ginola was outstanding for his first 6 months after which he wanted away and became the archetypal sulking Gallic.Not a legend in my eyes.

I hope he's better than Ryan Taylor.

Yep..that's what Championship clubs do.

Jimmy Bullard is pleased to have came 2nd in a Brad Pitt lookalike competition tonight but disappointed that Sol Campbell won it

David Beckham thinks Facebook is a football stickers album.

Roy Hodgson is not Brian Walden.Nevertheless he is holding a press conference,tomowwow at noon.

Harry Redknapp has taken the "Which TV personalty are you?" quiZ And the answer is THE CHURCHILL DOG.

Harry Redknapp is playing Kidnap and has kidnapped Sebastien Bassong to his London hideout by using the brown envelope filled with 50£ notes method.

I don't condone violence but I'd love Carlos the Jackal's mobile number.

It is the regularity of patently obvious wrong decision making that leads me to that conclusion..I don't believe anybody,least of all a successful businessman with a multi million pound bounty,could keep fucking it up,unless he was doing it on purpose.