Mike

You know what I mean you goddamn fucking motherfucker. You know what I mean.

We were fifteen minutes away from these becoming Everton and I am SICK.

Man fuck clean off. Fuck this weekend.

Bah

Howay fulham.

Anecdotal obvs but we're shit every time we wear it.

Been due an utter hammering.

100 percent a foul for the 5th goal btw. Cunts.

Lush lasses is over there, joey.

Man has a dream stop hating.

Bet they scored right after this.

Nearly too fucked off to clock back into work. Fuck them computers

Spurs in the final. Ange staying in the job. Not all bad.

We're gonna pretend to be shocked when we find out how many kitchen staff Sir Jim sacrificed for that blood magic.

Your sports media is a fucking disgrace.