Mike

Loved how he beat the man. God, I love everything.

This game is on delay at 4:30 in the States. I had no intention of watching that before, but you better fucking believe I'm not missing that.

You know things are going well when Smith being Smith is more funny than infuriating. Goddamn Alan, I thought you were going to score.

I dare him to score.

Would have died if he slid that over to Oba.

This is fucking fantastic.

"We're outplaying them everywhere! One more goal!"

Geremi with a good set piece, Nicky Butt with a goal. It's going to rain upwards tonight!

Evidence you met him and he was a good guy? So I'm just a cynical bastard, then?

Outside of identity theft, what is the appeal of a Mike Ashley autograph?

Every match that passes, you can't help but learn more and more about Allardyce.

No more Geremi set pieces, work the ball more, kill that long ball to the forwards nonsense, and we'll smash them. Robbo is good for five fuckups a game, we just have to be near him.

First time this season I've been able to agree with this sentiment. Get the fuck in. I get to use the smug smilie!

WHat the hell! Butt!

Is there anyone in this thread that also thinks we're playing well (bar set pieces) and were unlucky to give up a good goal?

First time this season I've been able to agree with this sentiment.

Keane already diving.

I can't believe we should be 2 up after 10.

I'm already a bit ready to see a sub in for Geremi.

I was going to put that! I didn't want to be too negative, but goddamn he was either really clueless or truly wanted out.

Can't really say anything else. Four fucking points.

Holy shit he saw it?

Bollocks. How can an opinion be wrong?

Loved it. God I hate hate hate this team.

That's fucking unbelievable football. Even with the flag.