Mike

Bullshit offsides, got away with a pen non call. Jose Enrique don't take no shit. Ground passing, long shots. Given outstanding. Expected destruction, pleasantly surprised and cautiously optimistic.

Jose Enrique!

Look at all that ground passing!

Isn't that the same linesman from the Chelsea game?

Hey a bullshit decision. well done.

Get up you little bitch.

Need a commanding presence up front.

Cacapa got fucked up there.

and again!

Took it from Ronaldo twice and Tevez once too. Really impressed.

Nice dribbling from Enrique, shit.

Because we've never seen him.

First long shot of the season?

Ronaldo turning into a cunt.

Or maybe I was wrong.

Close from Duff.

Nice Cacapa.

Impressed with Enrique.

CM, it seems. Be a hell of a thing if we had a back four.

Have to admit, there has been some good carpet passing. We're playing a very defensive formation, but we're not afraid to possess the ball. Smith is a black hole still, but what are you going to do.

If Man United keeps not giving a fuck, we're going to sneak this.

Decent run from Carr.

Duff with the haircut. See if the Samson allegations are true.

Smith...

Holy shit we have a match. Smith still in there!