Mike

Damn! James!

You're kidding me.

David James is a fucking monster tonight.

It's just like last season. I'll be playing FM for three hours because of this shit.

Martins chant going...

Pompey fans demand seven goals, it'd be infuriating if it wasn't so likely.

Fast ass forwards and we have our slow as shit defenders playing near the midfield line. What the fuck is Sam doing?

It's weird, normally I like this team, but for some reason, Tony playing stupid in another country just makes us all look bad. Nice catch there too.

I think only the dome stadiums have the artificial turf. I don't know the exact amount though.

Just curious - who do they have doing the commentary on the UK broadcast? No clue, listening to the cringe-worthy Fox team. "Hey Tony, you know what Big Ben is? AHAHAHA"

Arsenal are a goal poacher away from being ridiculous.

Would this Arsenal team have been better or worse with Henry?

To be honest, if this game was in Miami right now, the crowd would be exactly the same. It's not horrible, but if there wasn't a reason to watch, no way in hell I'd be watching.

They certainly bought tickets, but the shots of the crowd shown so far have been folded arms and loooooooong faces.

Thought the response would be worse than that. Crowd in Wembley couldn't give less of a fuck.

Miami 3 - Giants 0

Love that word.

See, now that I think about it. "Balls" seems like an Americanization of Bollocks. And I kinda feel worse for not seeing it.

mackems.gif Expecting ridicule apparently doesn't make it feel any better. So it's "testicles". Yeah, I would have never gotten that.

While we're at it, forgive my ignorance, and I expect ridicule, but what the fuck are bollocks?

It's doucebag, ya fucking prick!

Sagna's hair...I can't look directly at it.

Martins... Is he out there?

I think the implication is that if poker and (ugh) competitive eating can become big events, there is very obviously a sporting void in this country the MLS is not yet ready to fill. Two teams show up over here for a match, and they would print money.

Would love it, and would have the first ticket to a NUFC game in NY, but I'm biased. (soccer!)