Mike

Joe, it's the 80th! It's fucking time.

Five more minutes.

Too cynical watching Llambias and Ashley celebrate. "We don't need a forward! We don't need a forward!"

Here we go with the comeback.

If we gave a cloning machine, he'd clone Duff and Butt. You ever see the footage of Garrincha? We'd be just like those guys he breezes past. All our games would be broadcast in flickering black and white with the squiggly lines.

Getting there. Waiting for the subs.

Five tomorrow.

This. MAKE THE SUBS Twenty more minutes.

Loven coming on, Duff moves forward, Shola plays 90.

Because they know. Watch Jonas' face after Butt stutter steps and hoofs it to oblivion. It's always a look of restrained fury.

That was a penalty yesterday.

Can't be less fit than Shola.

Can't possibly be shocked.

That's been killing me. They're both making pretty much the same runs. No one is heading to the near post.

They did say Shola only trained on Friday after a month off. Well then why start him? If Xisco is less effective than what we just saw, terminate his contract.

Crowd shot looked like a zombie movie.

Championship. Even there it would be gutsy.

I cannot accept a world where Duff and Ameobi start.

God damn I love our left side.

Someone fuck Richardson up.

I can give you 2.5 million reasons. Or Five million, depending on where the conversion rates are at the moment.

Are you saying Shola can't do that?

Goddamn.

If he was a horse, you'd fucking shoot him!