Mike

I don't know about Martins, but there's no way in hell Yak is 26.

19 Is that Earth years or Martins years? How old is Martins supposed to be now?

Still only 19.

It's almost a new signing!

Hard to say without seeing the tackle, isn't it?

No confidence whatsoever. Honestly feel nothing will happen in the window, and there will be a bullshit explanation after the window closes.

Spurs sign a forward?

I have no idea why that picture makes me smile.

Seems to be a lot of amnesia when it comes to English players diving.

Agree or disagree with the feeling that if we stay up this year, we'll go down next?

The best thing about that club is that in a year or two, several decent players will be available for next to nothing.

So are City building a team, or just buying everyone they please? There's going to be a serious problem when the Sheik gets bored.

We'll win. Then they won't buy any players because the current squad is capable of beating the richest team on Earth.

We lack players who give a fuck.

Oh, neither.

Is this the guy that looks like a bird, or the fucking guy that smiles when he cards players?

I feel the same way. It's torture. Just to throw this in the mix, and to share the pain of this thought....imagine us against them. Go on, imagine it. We'd win. They'd be flummoxed by our "not actively working towards a goal" offense.

I feel the same way. It's torture.

Kaka almost scored a hell of a goal.

Probably that his team had too many shots and he'll be taking steps to recify the problem. I just get a mental image of him chewing that fucking gum with a smug grin on his face.

I don't have the heart to check myself, what is that big smug bastard saying?

Van Persie not offside there?

You go from a Captain who doesn't give a fuck, to a guy who can't stay out of trouble. Give it to Beye or just abandon the entire captain idea.

Bravery 1. Has to be higher than that if he's coming to us.