Mike

:murphy: Howay admins.

The first ten minutes are amazing, as you can no doubt imagine.

Going through his stream and pissing myself. He's laughs.

Jesus I forgot Richarlison existed.

Aye Shak you selfish cunt.

How are you not at the Garden centre yet. You're gonna be there every match. Even European matches, the fucker will be closed, but there's you, leaning on the fence for 90 minutes.

USA USA USA

Lloris hooked. Seems harsh?

Do Spurs know about Bruno?

Wew someone test Deuce's piss.

As soon as Willock gets a bit more composure in front of net...

Howe out iyam.

It's crazy how much Janet Jackson's tit ruined sports coverage here.

Get the fuck back to the garden centre.

Watching the game essentially by mail.

We're absolutely broken. I am too.

Really think that should have been a red ten minutes ago.

I'm starting to think we could draw this one.

Another?!?! Fucking river.

That fucking BALL. Fuck my LIFE.

WHAT FUCKING BALL MY GOD

Oh aye I'm not comfortable at all.